So whose bright idea was it to make metal spoons?
I mean really? Its metal it contracts heat... so why do we eat with them??? I just do not understand
I mean, you put your spoon in a bowl of soup [if you eat soup... even though it’s too confusing for words...]
And then all of the sudden your hand is burning cuz your spoon got hot, cuz hey, it’s made of metal!
And when you’re making your herbal tea and your string it, or if you accidently leave your spoon in the tea while its seeping... don't bother picking it up... unless you want YOUR HAND TO BURN LIKE ITS ON FIRE!!!! Because your metal spoon it’s really retarded
but you know... it can get bad the other way too, lets say you’re eating ice-cream and then you get up to do something and like most sensible people you leave your spoon in your ice-cream bowl so that, your spoon doesn't get dirty... well guess what
When you come back...
YOUR HAND WILL FREEZE LIKE IT’S LOCKED IN A BLIZZARD!!!!
And your hand freezes off... it’s not a very pleasant scenario... though the coldness does feel good on the burn that you acquired earlier... it is still very painful
All because some retarded person had the bright idea to make metal spoons....
Boys boys boys boys boys... is that all the female mind thinks about?????
UGH. As i was hanging out with one of my gal friends and some of her other friends to whom I never really got their names...I would start the conversation on a stimulating topic like books, or politics, or something respectable... but it always seemed to revert back to boys...
girl 1- like he was sooo cute and jus like cute ya know
girl 2- I knooow jus so cute but so was his friend and like oh my gosh they like looked over... do you think they were looking at me??
girl 1- no he was defiantly looking at me, oh my gosh, why didn't they ask for our numbers were cuter than anyone else there
me- so I really like Jane Austin, I particularly like her novel sense and sensibility it’s really fascinating how time period seems to--
girl 2- oh yeah like I saw that movie
me- really? that fun, they actually did a really good job on the movie it’s very much to the same plot line and I loved the movie :)
girl 2- right... well that one guy--
me- which one? all of the character development was amazing!
girl 2- I think the one that wore green most of the time, well like he was hot, espsally in comparison to the other guy... he wasn't cute at all, I don’t understand why you would cast someone who wasn’t at least a little cute ya know?
girl 1- I know riiight movies are only good with cute boys in them
girl 2-boysboysboysboysboysboys
me- well I hear president Obama is planning--
girl 1- like I think he's cuteish, that’s the only reason he won cuz he's like kinda cute ya know that’s why I voted for him. but you know who’s really cute?
me-........
my friend just giggled as I tried to get the conversation past some shallow point of nothingness...
it seems that all females always think of males... I don’t understand
yeah they can be cute, funny, sweet, make you feel better
over all they are good
but they can also be mean, rude, and immature
and more often than not they smell funny... and they leave the toleit seat up and get water on the sink counter and can get in the way and dont understand whats going on, they do tend to be oblivious...
they also get mad when girls talk about cramping and complain that girls at some point if they want a family have to deal with pregnancy and child birth... how is a boy gonna get mad at that? I don’t see them pushing something the size of a watermelon through a whole the size of their nose in order to understand better.
some boys even get cocky about how they have kidney stones which can be just as painful.... what are they stupid? girls have kidneys too, they can get kidney stones too infect you just proved the girls points better, girls have child birth/pregnancy, a monthly thing, and kidney stones :p
but guys still complain...
even after all that all girls seem to really think about or care about is boys... boysboysboysboysboysboys
"he's so cute" "is my makeup okay, cuz I’m seein a boy later"
...for girls like me, who is more interesting in friendship rather than trying to seduce the teenage male mind into a date or something, these conversations can get annoying...
and when people like myself [whom are seemingly hard to find] voice their opinion everyone just looks at you like "WHHHHAAAAAT ARE YOU TALKIN BOUT.... he was just like soo cute ya know" -.-
